8: I'm Getting Old

 A Kear walked up to a car show stand

And he said to the ma'am, running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any Nachos?"
The ma'am said
"No we just sell Hotdogs. But it's cold
And it's 
And it's all home-made. Can I get you
bun?"
The Kear said,
"I'll pass".

Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum ba-bada-dum)

When the Kear walked up to the car show stand
And he said to the ma'am running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any Nachos?
The ma'am said,
"No, like I said yesterday
We just sell sprite OK?
Why not give it a try?"
The Kear said,
"Goodbye."good day

Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)

When the Kear walked up to the Car show stand
And he said to the ma'am running the stand,
"Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any Nachos?
The ma'am said,
Look, this is getting old.
I mean, Pie's all we've ever sold.
Why not give it a go?"
The Kear said,
"How 'bout, no."

Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)

When the Kear walked up to the car show stand
And he said to the ma'am running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any Nachos?"
The ma'am said,
"THAT'S IT!
If you don't stay away, Kear,
I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck
So don't get to close!"
The Kear said,
"Adios."

Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)

When the Kear walked up to the Car show stand
And he said to the ma'am that was running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?"
"What"
"Got any glue?"
"No, why would I– oh!"
And one more question for you;
"Got any Nachos?"
(Bum bum bum, bum bum bum)

And the ma'am just stopped.
Then she started to smile.
she started to laugh.
she laughed for a while.
she said,
"Come on Kear, let's walk to the store.
I'll buy you some Nachos
So you won't have to ask anymore."
So they walked to the store
And the ma'am bought some Nachos.
He gave one to the Kear and the Kear said,
"Hmmm..No thanks. But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day.
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Do you think this store has a WORKING CROCK POT!"  DO YOU THINK I WANT TO EAT COLD NACHOS!