Kearbear's Famous Blog

 Are we going to sit here and not think that the statue of liberty and the Colossus of Rhodes wouldn't be the set up for a great mythological cast away and split apart love story?

  A Kear walked up to a car show stand And he said to the ma'am, running the stand "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any Nachos?" The ma'am said "No we just sell Hotdogs. But it's cold And it's  And it's all home-made. Can I get you bun?" The Kear said, "I'll pass". Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-bada-dum) When the Kear walked up to the car show stand And he said to the ma'am running the stand, "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any Nachos? The ma'am said, "No, like I said yesterday We just sell sprite OK? Why not give it a try?" The Kear said, "Goodbye."good day Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum) When the Kear walked up to the Car show stand And he said to the ma'am running the stand, "Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any Nachos? The m...

 So I guess it's like year two that I've been gone from Washburn?  and being honest, I have no idea what grade you guys are in.  Did my buddy Gable graduate?  Is Kyle the Asian still not popular?  And not going to lie, I refer to you all as freshman.  P.S. dont go to college and take art appreciation online anytime.  Like I just got done writing for ART.  If this class doesnt count for an English credit, then Hudson failed me.  Also, whats up with 2 people reading my blogs???  like WTF is up with that, I know Rylan got three times the traffic, Cause I was always on there.  Also I was going through my midweeks and I think i'm missing #6, so if some of you Sophies feel like coughing yours up, it'd be appreciated.  Whats new with you Kear? Nothing.  I Have not left my room in years.  I hope my boy Obama is still president.  I'm running on a tired high and i need dr pepper.  See those baseball players at the fie...

 Gabel, why did you block me?  When are you going to return my calls?

 I have an essay due tonight, so I'm going to procrastinate because I lost all motivation when I enrolled in a English class.  For absolutely no reason, here's an essay I already made.  Enjoy it Washburn. Jacob Kear Prof. Andrew Bonvicini Eng 111 Annotated Bibliography 2/26/2021 Annotated Bibliography In this article Elizabeth Shogren brings to light that officials from the national park service have been deleting mentions of humans’ role in climate change.  Their report was drafted in 2016, and was yet to be released by the time of this article in 2018.  The delay to this 87-page report has prevented park managers from having access to accurate information about global warming.  Censoring the draft angered many in the science community, while also going against the National Park service’s scientific integrity policy which prohibits “... misrepresentation, coercive manipulation, censorship, or other misconduct that alters the content…”  Shogren prevent...

 This was used using a random story generator as i'm too lazy to make one myself.  and my blog doesnt get me the traffic I need to deserve my attention.  like come on guys, my last tic tok had over 1000 views, i'm big time. Two Emo Uncles Breaking to the Beat A Short Story by Kearbear Jacob Kear looked at the red stick in his hands and felt happy. He walked over to the window and reflected on his girls surroundings. He had always loved Smalltown lowpoint Washburn with its crispy, creepy Corn, Highschool, Trent's farm. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel happy. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather some one . It was the figure of Trent Hoffstatter. Trent was a gritty Farmer with lanky face and skiddish crack of doom. Jacob gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a cunning, Whitty, White Claw drinker with souless face and brawny crack of doom. His friends saw him as a scattered, silent Suave. Once, he had even made a cup of tea for a mute...