7: Hudson's Shadow Banning me

 So I guess it's like year two that I've been gone from Washburn?  and being honest, I have no idea what grade you guys are in.  Did my buddy Gable graduate?  Is Kyle the Asian still not popular?  And not going to lie, I refer to you all as freshman.  P.S. dont go to college and take art appreciation online anytime.  Like I just got done writing for ART.  If this class doesnt count for an English credit, then Hudson failed me.  Also, whats up with 2 people reading my blogs???  like WTF is up with that, I know Rylan got three times the traffic, Cause I was always on there.  Also I was going through my midweeks and I think i'm missing #6, so if some of you Sophies feel like coughing yours up, it'd be appreciated.  Whats new with you Kear? Nothing.  I Have not left my room in years.  I hope my boy Obama is still president.  I'm running on a tired high and i need dr pepper.  See those baseball players at the field of dreams eating that field corn?  Rookie city boys.  

Side note- one of you guys should give me the access code to the blogs, or just comment so i can hack my way in

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