1. How I schistered my way into Blogger

 Man, it sucks to be back. Just kidding, I like to tell jokes here.  One quick PSA before I get started, All you sophmores, are still freshman to me.  Thats right, get over it.  another thing, what happened to Fah's and Devlin's blog?  not to mention the famous Rylan Warnkeys.  and you guys are already slacking!  I made this in your week three, and the first five blogs in creative writing didn't have any content.  I'm looking at you Gable!  Here's a joke, an Irishman walks out of a bar...



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-preciate it homies

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